Would You Dare Wear Any Of This Dark Souls 3 Merch?
Bandai Namco spent last week teasing that some “big” Dark Souls 3 news was on the way. The Internet went into a frenzy; with the game just days away from release, what could it possibly be? Details on the DLC? Perhaps it was word that Dark Souls and Demon’s Souls was being remastered and released to anyone that purchased the upcoming dungeon crawler. Maybe a Netflix original Dark Souls series was in the works… the Internet went mad with speculation, as it has a tendency to do.
Sadly, none of that came to pass – but, not to worry, because we are getting some pretty crappy merchandise.
— Bandai Namco UK (@BandaiNamcoUK) 8 April 2016
Still not convinced? How about some of this:
And would you honestly dare wear this out in public?
Have you ever found yourself uttering the phrase “it’s soul farming time”? No? How about “Git Gud Or Go Home!” Wait, you haven’t? How about “who needs gold when you’ve got souls?!” It’s like Bandai Namco has pulled these phrases out of a Twitch stream, the deranged ramblings of the Internet informing its merchandise plans.
Oh well, at least Dark Souls 3 is out on PC, PS4 and Xbox One on 12 April, 2016.