Shadow Warrior 2 Teased THIS WILL BE THE GAME OF E3
Be still my fat beating heart, which is has been jilted into bursting levels with EXCITEMENT. Or maybe it was those three bags of Cool Ranch Doritos for breakfast this morning.
But no! Don’t panic. This rapidly beating heart is not an early sign of health issues but instead, it’s the unavoidable reaction to Shadow Warrior 2 being teased for E3.
How do we know? ShadowWarrior.com is now showing a massive two in the shape of a dragon. So that means a sequel is probably on the way! Damn, we’re so good at figuring these things out, we’re basically detectives. You don’t get to write over 22 NowGamer posts without learning a thing or two on the way you know.
Shadow Warrior was brilliant fun because it wasn’t a game about ludonarrative dissonance and it wasn’t teased for eight millenia with some suited publisher jibbering on about “taking players on a journey” and “we want players to create their stories” or other corporate ballwash but it was just about SHOOTING THINGS IN THE FACE and being FUN. It’s currently on sale for £2.49 at GOG.com, which is less money than you’ll spend on your lunch today.
Here’s the teaser video for Shadow Warrior 2, which doesn’t have sound because let’s be honest here, sound is over-rated who cares about sound WE JUST WANT SWORDS AND GRAPHICS AND BLOOD AND SOME WEIRD OLD GUY FREAKING OUT OH GOD WHY CAN’T I STOP TYPING IN CAPS I’M SO EXCITED HELPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et2wyyWXs80