And why are there dominos on the HDTV? Was that crappy jigsaw game not enough? And why aren’t we stacking them in a wide variety of ways and means that when they’re knocked over they make cool pictures or go around like a constantly falling Rube Goldberg machine?

Instead we’ve got the absolutely boring as hell numbers matching game. Seriously, how did dominos get to be so popular? All you do is match the number of spots on one end of a domino with one already on the table, and the first person to get rid of their dominoes wins and the loser has to pack it all away. But you don’t even get that punishment when it’s all dealt out for you. This was a terrible, terrible idea.